Stuff that you probably own and that I don't because I am smarter

May is a real hard month for TSX investors these days. I must admit, I didn't even check the closing today. I have no idea where the TSX is standing and I don't care. It's all disgusting. And it seems like it's all because of the trade war between the US and China. First, there's been the NAFTA war, and now is the turn of China - good luck with Trump, you'll need some. While dealing with some heavy difficulties, I taught that maybe the time had come to write a funny minimalist post of the type: "I have less and I am smarter than you are" kind of post. Do you understand the idea?

I will just name a few things that you probably have at home, and that I don't, just so that next Christmas, you'll know what to get me.

1) Microwave

Nope, I don't have a microwave. I don't really miss it either way. It's quite useless for me.

2) Flat iron

That's a girl thing, most of us have a flat iron, but I don't own one because my hairs are curly and I wouldn't like to burn those angel hair for absolutely nothing in the world.

3) Air conditioner

I don't have an air conditioner machine. Last summer, I taught at a point I was going to die dry up by the heat, but I survive. Bitch can survive anything.

4) Vacuum

My apartment being quite small, I just use the basics. I don't own a vacuum.

5) High heels

I don't own a single pair of high heels. I have way too sensible feet to wear high heels. 

6) Printer

I don't own a printer.

And it's about everything I can think for now.